To ripen green tip bananas, keep them at 70 degrees F, with very high humidity and no air circulation for 2 or 3 days.
For leafy greens, steaming can result in a gray mess. Acids in these greens destroy the chlorophyll, leaving an unappetizing wad. Instead, treat spicy greens like mustard greens or chard by precooking in 2 cups of water per pound for three to 10 minutes.
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